I heard my name referred to as a verb last night, ive also heard it used as an adjective, i cant tell if its negative or positive, im assuming negative, but lets hope for the best, also, im starting a casino, all you gamblers give me your money

i used to think i was constantly witty, but then i realized, im just constantly annoying with bright moments in hilarity

im not a bush basher, but i found this too funny ( Read more... )

No job...-$
Adult School...5 months
No Car...no fun
Getting told by your dad you're a failure and he hates you...priceless

I have been told I have the, "Worst memory EVER." You know what i say the these people? "Who the hell are you?"

I am a firm believer that Rod Serling is the greatest television writer ever.

jesus christ Mayans were brutal.

Later Fawls.

NINJA VANISH!

Emotions are for bitches.