I was reading On the Road to get me psyched up for a week ish road trip by myself. Except I may end up in Canada instead of California, I plan on flipping a coin at the Canada/California fork.

I don't usually list what I'm listening to, but this song deserves it, it's like I'll Make Love To You times ten. Obviously that only makes sense if you could actually multiply intangible things like sound, or can you? I guess you can say this is ten times louder than that, but you cant multiply, or maybe you can. If you played two things of the ( Read more... )

If I was going to be hung, I'd try to escape, better to be shot. Unless it was like french revolution type days. But they used a guillotine, damn, that'd be quick. Or they could shoot me in the stomach then hang me. I'd gouge the executioner's eyes out, then run for the door, and if they shoot me, I'll attack them until they kill me. Quite the plan

One hundred and fifty goddamned dollars.

If you had aids would you fuck sluts?

Step over Jack Nicholson, the new king of the romantic comedy has arrived. This angelic being is named Luke Wilson and he starred in my number one film of the past two years, two thumbs WAY UP! Alex and Emma, a story straight out of shakespeare himself. Watch, cry, laugh, applaud...perfection.

According to several credible news sources the grandmaster chess player Bobby Fischer is being held in a Japanese prison close to Japan's worst nuclear disaster site in an effort to make him impotent. Why try to make him impotent you mat ask? Well, Bobby Fischer has a giant penis and that obviously makes Japanese people jealous. He told a story ( Read more... )

im voting for bush

People love to laugh, and goddamn if they won't laugh at just about anything.

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