"You're a fucking sociopath."

i can see her point

last night i broke my ankle, funnily i did this before i got belligerently drunk, then today max came over randomly and said he left his house, and we left to get some food, i gave him some money, he paid me back by sucking my dick, it wasnt that good

waking up because the sun is shining on my face fucking sucks

thanks for bringing a keg

no problem, where can i fill it up?

can someone explain to me how you all bore me so much?

Last night i went to a pimp and ho thing, i realized seeing many girls in skimpy clothing isnt as entertaining as i innocently imagined. I was greeted by protests not to be let in, as i walked in with like 30 other people and i guess two wanted to fight. I stayed there a while and proceeded to get drunk and was soon called an alcoholic, by the same ( Read more... )

woops

dont you hate when someone can see every fucked up thing about you?

Joe Esterhaus is a plague upon the world, there is a million scenes of unnecessary nudity to take your mind off of the idiotic plot, i love plums

i dont like the thought of me doing things without knowing it