Evening, folks. I got stuck pulling the graveyard shift tonight, so -- well, technically I suppose I always work the graveyard shift, but you know what I mean. Point is, it's late and I've been thinking about ways to make a bit more money off of the funerals ( Read more... )

I see cloning as being a very bad thing for those of us in the funereal business. At first glance, it doesn't seem like it would affect us at all; whether people are born or created, they still die all the same. Here's the thing, though: as soon as people start getting cloned, there's going to be a "Zero Population Growth" backlash from all of ( Read more... )

Sorry about the long absence. Tax season's always a busy time here at the mortuary. Heart attacks, strokes, fatal pen stab wounds -- you name it, we've got someone who died from it. Other than that, there's not a whole lot to report around here, as I haven't had much time to sit down and work on my schematics for anything ( Read more... )

I was thinking the other day that we need some more creative methods of body disposal. The old standbys of burial or cremation are all well and good, but it just feels like we need something more these days. There are definitely some people taking steps in the right directions; there's LifeGem, where you can get your dead person made into a ( Read more... )

Being a modern-day gravedigger isn't all you might hope; the modern medicine and digging machines tend to leave one with rather a lot of time on one's hands, actually. On the bright side, this gives me plenty of time to work on my hobbies, which include cooking, sewing, and developing machines to revolutionize the gravedigging industry. I'll be ( Read more... )