Just checked Andy in for his flight to Romania, where he'll be living for the next 25 days. We've never gone even 5 days without seeing each other, even broken up, in the last 6 years. Both our worlds are about to get flipped upside down.

livejournal is laughable. noone knows what anyone's really talking about, and everyone likes it that way so they make up their own stories. we stay "friends" with people we wouldn't even speak to in real life, just so we can nose around and take jabs when given the slightest opportunity. i'm nearly 30 years old. it's really quite embarrassing that ( Read more... )

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Cass is drugged up, stumbling around the house in her cone "talking" to inanimate objects like the tile and cabinets. It's kind of a half-cry, half-bark. I can't stop laughing at her. The vet says it's normal. I guess ( Read more... )

i need a beach, a book and this song on repeat.

it never gets old. i keep waiting for it to, but it just doesn't.

"And all the wine is all for me."

My blood sugar is completely fucked. I had such a bad crash at work today that I ended up on the floor in the break room, shoving nickels and dimes and gum wrappers into a snack machine trying to get something to eat before I passed out. My co-worker found me like that and started feeding me soda like a fucking baby. I was shaking so bad I couldn't ( Read more... )

Two nights ago I had a dream I could jump from cloud-to-cloud like Super Mario. Then I landed on a castle and walked into a room where I found miniature kittens swimming around in bowls of Lucky Charms and talking to each other in really high-pitched voices. Then I found out I was pregnant because one of the kittens told me "look down" and I had a ( Read more... )

babies scare the living shit out of me. i hate that i am missing "the chip"
WHERE DO YOU GET THE CHIP?! I WANT IT!!