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I just saw Ace Riley, Slash, Brian May and Rob Zombie in a supergroup paying homage to Kiss. It rawked *ahem ( Read more... )

Started new job today. Piss easy springs to mind, I have to book holidays for people obviously incapable of doing it themselves ( Read more... )

I wasn't actually going to post anything today but the compulsion was too great and my laughing too rawkus.

Colin was just explaining to Tom that the meaning of paraphrasing is to say the same thing but in different words. How appropriate.

You had to be there...
Or did you?

mwah.

Imagine being the boyfriend/husband of the secretary knowing that John Prescott had been shagging her...

I'd be absolutely mortified - reasons why below.

sex god?

Entering the World Gurning championships

and finally...

Mr toad if you pleaseI know that power is meant to be an aphrodisiac but surely NO amount of inebriation would be a good ( Read more... )

I find it highly amusing/tragic that one dedicated politician has uncovered the ploy to NOT tell the public about the 1000 or so criminals that are now on the streets when they should have been deported.

It transpires that nothing has been said for 6 months but not only that, Charles Clarke was informed 3 months ago and yet hundreds more were ( Read more... )

At last it appears that the catholic church is ready to 'reverse' it's line on the use of condoms in the most aids stricken areas of Africa.

Whilst this is a religious bombshell akin to the Holy hand grenade of Antioch it does beg the question - is this the beginning of the end for Catholicism in this country?

You may argue that the faith has ( Read more... )

"This is your driver speaking. We are now approaching the Essex border and may experience some turbulence".

"Be on particular lookout for a horde of cloned 16-20 year old Essex girls competing in the world-famous burping contest - classy, I'm sure you'll agree".

"Other local attractions include the MC'ing contest from the discernible young ( Read more... )

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die."

Who is going to Manchester Friday 31st March?

Infected Mushroom Saturday 1st April?

Anyone want to do something in London on Sunday 2nd (as I may well be in the vicinity)?

I may die on Monday...

Work again Tuesday.

hmmm almost Craig Davidesque