sloppy seconds...

[ihy]

Imagine being the boyfriend/husband of the secretary knowing that John Prescott had been shagging her...

I'd be absolutely mortified - reasons why below.

sex god?

Entering the World Gurning championships

and finally...

Mr toad if you pleaseI know that power is meant to be an aphrodisiac but surely NO amount of inebriation would be a good

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[northernmonkey]

Errrr... yeah.

I think there's an article in the Mirror (*shudder*) in which her boyfriend says something along the lines of

"Thank God I didn't marry her"

[ihy]

You imagine people at work ripping it out of her for it as well, any credibility she may have had has gone out of the window. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing...

Completely unrelated, but...

[li6290]

Jim jim jim... you busy on Friday??? I'm having my leaving do, as i'm moving to Nottingham on Saturday and I would love to see you! Give me a call/text/reply and I will let you know the details - my number is 07901 585186.

T.x.