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THIS WORLD IS MINE
Stayed up late last night reading journal entries on wine making/grape vine lovefest and I am now experiencing the after effects. Should have tried to take over the world instead. That sounds more accomplished on a resume. -
Only you can prevent finger fires.
I seeded the hot peppers today in preparation for next growing season's crops. This can only mean one thing. My fingers are hott! I washed my hands an innumerable amount of times and yet, my fingers remained spicy to the touch. It seems to me that my nails absorbed the capsaicin in the seeds because the rest of my hands were fine. Good thing I have ( Read more... ) -
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My boyfriend is boring. -
but if you're going to be a radio host...
Damien fucked my face up. Whoa, nelly. I was bashed in the face with the crown of his skull. I immediately bled simultaneously from three places. And! bit my lip. Bleedy bloody bled. My labret is leaking blood.
He may not have bashed me on purpose, however, he is becoming more aggressive as the days pass. -
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Well, according to my niece, "You're going to be annoyed in China tomorrow!" Whatever that means. I'm off this weekend, my schedule is as follows:
9/12 - 4p-8p
9/13 - 11a-4p
9/14 - 530a - 930a
9/15 - 530a - 2p
9/16 - 530a - 930a
I have the weekend off again to recover from death. -
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If Only Your Veins Were Filled With Oil The World Would Come To Your Rescue -
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I'm hungry. and illegally driving my friends car around town. -
Dick-Aid
Joe just stirred my glass of Kool-Aid with his penis. No more GG Allin for Mr. Experimental over here. Damn.
