Overslept? Check.
Hangover? Check.
No hot water? Check.
Foggy roads? Check.
Almost hit a deer? Check.
Almost stabbed in the nuts by an umbrella? Check.
Catastrophe waiting in inbox? Check.

I want a new Thursday. This one is broken.

End of Day Addendum: The above list notes the high points of my day. It pretty much all went downhill from ( Read more... )

The sore throat started on Saturday night. Ow. Ow. Oh. Ow. Crap. Not good ( Read more... )

[13:50] ikkarus01: Is it 5 yet?
[13:51] bell_0: somewhere ( Read more... )

My car was at a friend's house, and my friend and I had no means of transportation with which to get there. Luckily, this friend has a sister, and she has a vehicle, and she agreed to use that vehicle to assist us. Unluckily, she was also the scariest driver with which I have ever shared a vehicle. Her SUV moved across lanes at terrifying speed ( Read more... )

Back.

Alive.

Kinda.

snore.

There is an absolutely fascinating article over on Salon.com today detailing the events surrounding Hurricane Katrina. Yes, it's been almost three years since the tragedy, and I'm sure we're all at least somewhat aware of what went down, but it is still well worth reading ( Read more... )

Why do I do this to myself?

NATIONAL TREASURE 2 has a running time of 2 hours and 4 minutes. By my calculations that is approximately 2 hours longer than it needed to be, with a margin of error of 4 minutes.

I'm going to bed.

Your Score: Problem Plays

You scored 45% = Tragic, 44% = Comic, 9% = Romantic, 27% = Historic


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Apparently Burger King is running an Indiana Jones promo contest. You know, one of those deals where you pull a little tag off your fry carton or large soda and scratch it off and "WINNER! WHOPPER! GANADOR!" magically appears.

Much to my surprise, this contest has not one, but two tear-off tags. Wow! More with the winning of stuff! Hooray! ( Read more... )

I exited the bathroom this morning to discover that I was a full four minutes behind schedule. I wasn't late when I went in, so what had happened? Had I spent too much time wrestling with uncooperative chin whiskers? Was I thinking too much in the shower again and inadvertently over-shampooed? What happened ( Read more... )