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When the world gets in my face, I say "have a nice day."
So yesterday was sucky. I was basically just angry the whole day, for two reasons ( Read more... ) -
Ménage à trois and poison ivy nuts.
"Have you seen the movie Jerry Maguire?"
"Is it about a retarded guy?"
"No. Tom Cruise stars in it."
"So yeah, it's about a retarded guy."
Well done, Andrew. -
Beaucoup de shows.
(A lot of things ( Read more... ) -
Ditchin' this popsicle stand.
I'm off to Carleton tomorrow! It seems like most people are going back on Sunday, but that's okay - I'll be there to greet them. Unless they come after 4:45pm, in which case I will be at the freaking LDC. Working. Until 8pm. SHOOT ME ( Read more... ) -
More hilarity.
As usual, I should be reading. But I have two more Danny quotes to amuse the public with ( Read more... ) -
Sexiled
Okay, so I have a funny story. There is this guy from China on our floor (well, there are three of them, but that's besides the point). His name is Danni. At one point, I asked Danni how long he had been in America, and he said that he's only been at Carleton. I asked because I was concerned about the lens through which he would be seeing America ( Read more... ) -
College Essay and Sour Cream
These journals of mine just might have given me a great idea for a college essay...
Conversation at dinner:
Mom: Both of you (me and my little brother) went below $25 on your lunch accounts, but Grant (brother) went below a day earlier.
Dad: [to me] Stop eating so much.
Me: Why should I stop eating so much, Grant's the one who got low on his lunch ( Read more... ) -
What would you never want to give up?
December 9th, 1997
I would nevr want to give up (1)choclt. becues (2)chodty.
1. chocolate
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A List of Reasons to Like Fur
November 24th, 1997
- you would be warm at winter
- I like softnis of fur
- cats have fur and I like cats
- you could hidernate like bears
