[ Rule 08 ] [ Voice // English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm comes to life with a gentle click. Tyler's voice is strangely calm.]

Question of the day...

If you could fight anyone on this boat, excluding of course our amazing Captain, who would you fight?

It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense. Say the first name that comes to mind.

[He's curious to see who responds and who doesn't.]

And, since I'm

Comments

[meinxxherz]

[Erol.]

Why exclude the--th-the Captain? Just...getting rid of the easiest answer?

[ilikesoap]

[If Herz hadn't of answered he'd be in the running for a visit. Though chances are he'll get one anyway.]

Yep. Think about it, how many people on this tugboat has Redd pissed off at some point? For the sake of variety I say we leave him out of this.

How about you, Herz? Who would you fight if you had to?

[meinxxherz]

I--I don't like to--t-to fight.

[Erol. Erol. Erol. Erol.]

[ilikesoap]

So you told me last time but I still say you've got a wicked punch on you. A bit more refining and you'd be able to take on just about anyone.

[Tyler's darn affectionate of Herz.]

Besides, this is a hypothetical question. Anyone at all. Hell, you can say me if you want.

[Come on Herz, do it for the team.]

[erhabenheit]

You.

[ilikesoap]

Good answer.

[erhabenheit]

And you?

[ilikesoap]

Any man on this boat.

[psychoticracer]

I've done nearly all of them. There's no "would" about it.

[ilikesoap]

I reckon there's a few around you haven't had a scuffle with yet.

Come on, think long and hard and give me a name of a fresh face you'd like to make a mark on.

[psychoticracer]

I'm certain, but with Redd hearing it whenever one of us sneezes on this Mar-forsaken boat, I have to pick my targets.

[He's been a little busy, so he isn't really familiar with the dispositions of the newer passengers.]

Mmm, that would be telling~

[Ganondorf's in for a run if he lays a hand on Razer.]

[ilikesoap]

Redd's punishments aren't as bad as they could be.

Don't tell me you're scared of the big ol' Captain~

[And once again, Tyler has no idea who he's talking to.]

[shenghuanzhe]

My mother.

[ilikesoap]

Not quite the reply I expected from you.

[Be damned if he isn't curious though.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Figure I ought'a meet the cunt once in my life, eh?

[Can you hear the wicked grin in his vopice?]

[ilikesoap]

[And this Kage, is the sound of Tyler cracking the fuck up. This is a large part of why Kage is Tyler's fave person on board.]

That's gotta be the most creative answer I've had all day.

Nice one, man. Gold star.