In humble homage to Dan's legendary sleep-o-meters of times past, I give you my rendition. For those of you who may not have seen Dan's sleep-o-meters before, it is basically a statistical analysis of a sleep cycle. I figured that my sleep schedule during finals week was bizarre enough to warrant such a monstrosity statistical analysis. Provisos ( Read more... )

I know I haven't posted in a while, but I have been waiting for inspiration. Well, I finally got impatient ... so, without further ado, I give you ... poetry ( Read more... )

Today, Chris and I fought a titanic battle in the ongoing war against gender stereotypes (because social reform is so much cooler when it is couched in violent rhetoric). It may sound strange and confusing at first, but today, I both witness and participated in a verifiable deed of males cooking and, whats more, producing a quasi-edible end product ( Read more... )

Alas luckless fate, for our vain and ill-conceived search has revealed nary a trace of our wily vulpine prey.

Gonsarnit Cletus! We'd bin out 'ere fer 'ours an' ain't seen noth'n to shoot!

For all 2 of your who will think "Where is Cal?" in the next couple days, he's on a backpacking trip and will be back Sunday evening.

Wow ... a concise LJ post for once, who knew I had it in me?

While watching "Welcome to Mooseport", I stumbled upon the funniest quote that I have heard for a while. It's doubtful y'all will find it nearly as funny as I, perhaps it just resonates with me for reasons that will be all too clear in a bit ( Read more... )

So, this Gmail phenomenon seems to be sweeping the East community, and I must admit to being curious. The only problem is that you need a Gmail invite to get a Gmail account, and, as far as I can tell, nobody actually knows from whence these invites actually come ( Read more... )

I normally am not much of one for meme type dealies, but this one is pretty funny. So, for all 2 of you that haven't typed iluvsheep into the dealie yet, I give you:

( Benj's Dealie )

If one were rather badly sick, where would one go around Mudd to get decent medical advice/treatment during the summer? I don't believe that Baxter is open and the Urgent Care Center has proven its incompetence time and time again ( Read more... )

It has recently come to my attention that a goodly number of people did not see my last story posted to LJ, leaving them as uncultured as country bumpkins.

To rememdy this, I am posting a self-aggrandizing link back to said LJ entry in the hopes that it may make things easier for people. So go, read and be merry. Don't let my shameless horn- ( Read more... )