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Forty Fifth Cloven Body
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WHAT AM I DOING ON A BOAT?!?
((For those that remember, Barry hates water. :| Thus, having water everywhere around him is bad. But for now I'm off to bed, will respond to tags and tag the entry for general lulz tomorrow~)) -
Forty Fourth Cloven Body
Bodies about the City, huh? Doesn't that just bring back memories for some of ya? Like the ones who tried catchin' me way back when I got here ( Read more... ) -
Forty Third Cloven Body
...Someone mind tellin' me why I've got clouds followin' me around? This's like some bad Sunday comic in the newspaper.
...C'mon, seriously, go away. -
Forty Second Cloven Body
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don't know what the hell these things on my feet are, but they're amazing! I've got wheels on these shoe things and I can zip around like nobody's business!
...I feel like smashing people to the ground.
...Why the hell not?
((I need to stop failing with my posts and comments lately.)) -
Forty First Cloven Body
...Oh, this is just great. Of all the fuckin' things the City could do t' me. This isn't funny, not at all.
[a pause, a woman heard talking in the background]
...Yes, honey, I'm sorry. But it's not like I got off any better 'n you in the end.
[loud clang]
HEY! DON'T MAKE ME CHOP YOU UP AGAIN! -
Fortieth Cloven Body
I think the old reason I'd want my old meat sack back is so I could get laid again. S'about all I miss, though. Somethin' about sex that's just real nice. It's a different kinda nice then choppin' people up, but I can't really explain it.
...Great, now I regret killin' my wife. -
Thirty Ninth Cloven Body
Alright boys 'n girls, there's a right way t' use a meat cleaver and a wrong way. If you'll all just line up, I'll be happy to demonstrate how t' properly use one~ -
Thirty Eight Cloven Bodies
This is great! First time in way too freakin' long that I'm gettin' to kill something!
...It's like I'm killing little mes! -
Thirty Seven Cloven Bodies
I. Hate. WATER.
Thank whatever REAL god is out there that it's gone, that shit's finally gone! Yesterday was almost the death of me, dammit!
And no, the boats were not nice. They were engines of terror that coulda sent me to my doom. -
Thirty Six Cloven Bodies
Well, well, well~ That certainly was an interesting little thing to hear about~ Not a bad show at all, if ya ask me, but I'd suggest a little more tact when it comes to killing someone. Sure, total mutilation will cause people's stomachs t' turn, but I prefer the affect of leaving them more... intact ( Read more... )