Alright, so I haven't been paying attention lately, sue me. I haven't been particularly interested in things 'round and about here. Since it always seems t' be the same damned thing over and over. But eh, whatever. I swear, there's nothin' for me to do around here, since I can't go and chop anyone up. Don't see any point in settin' up a butcher ( Read more... )

Let the bodies hit the floor ( Read more... )

Alright, lets never do that again, okay?

So how is everybody?

WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! BEAMS OF LIGHT JUST DON'T COME OUT OF THE SKY AND TURN THINGS INTO DUST. WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE?!

FUCK THIS, I'M GOIN' UNDERGROUND.

I really, really hate this snow. Makes it hard to move around in some places, even for me. That, and how's a guy supposed to move around stealthily when he's leavin' tracks in the snow? Or fallin' into it, for that matter? That's frickin' dangerous for me ( Read more... )

I have to admit, it's times like this where I like having a metal body. Means I don't have to worry about those... butterflies everyone's going on about.

Seriously, fuckin' butterflies? Come on, think of something scarier and more evil lookin'. Even if it could eat me, I wouldn't be scared of a freakin' bug.

Comings 'n goings, goings 'n comings. It's great seein' all of you reactin' to people as they appear and disappear. Some you like comes along and you all get all giddy 'n shit. Someone you don't like comes along and y' freak out like tomorrow ain't comin ( Read more... )

Eh, what's this? I've got a red p plastered on my chest plate. This that curse everyone's been talking about?

((P for Psychopath~))

Yeah, I'm alive. Just gettin' used t' bein' a suit of armor again. Yes, that means I was a human. That was a few days ago. Made me spend a lot of time thinkin'. And before any of you ask, no, I don't regret the decisions I made. Interestin' seein' what I woulda been like, though ( Read more... )

Well, this certainly ain't my butcher shop. Somebody wanna tell me why I'm sittin' way the hell up on some roof in whatever city this is? 'Cause it sure as hell ain't Central City ( Read more... )