Okay, meat cleavers aren't supposed to be used like machetes. I don't really appreciate relaxing on a low rooftop and suddenly having it disappear under me, leaving me falling through a tree. If I could feel pain, that would've fuckin' hurt.

'Least I don't have to worry about the beasties runnin' around. They don't seem to really like the looks ( Read more... )

I got one thing to say.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME.

...I'm staying inside today.

Buncha freakin' morons.

ALRIGHT. WHO'S THE DIPSHIT THAT THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO SCATTER ME AROUND THE FUCKING CITY, HUH? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DISORIENTING IT WAS TO SUDDENLY BE PULLED BACK TOGETHER FROM A MILLION FREAKING LOCATIONS?!? I AIN'T FUCKIN' USED TO REGENERATING, HERE.

[sound of something equating to a deep breath]That aside, what's this I hear about Jolly- ( Read more... )

[Faint clanking as Barry wanders along through the outter limits of the City, having made his way there after cutting a swath through the NPC zombie hordes.]

Well, it certainly looks like less of a mess out this way. I guess those dead hunks of meat are staying in the city more. Maybe I'll take a break and find a nice place in Xanadu to rela--

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GEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS FUN~ Don't CARE if they don't fight back, TALK ABOUT A STRESS RELIEVER~ They just don't seem to end, it's absolutely WONDERFUL~

And don't any of you bitch at me for this, I'm doin' all of ya a favor.

Well, this is my kind of curse~ I'm gonna go out and enjoy the scenery~

Well, City, I hope you had your fun. Today was fucked up, even by my standards. Seriously, torture? That's cruel, not enjoyable. I'll chop the sick fuck that did this into pieces and leave the pieces in different parts of the City. We can make it a science experiment and see if they all come back together so you can revive after the proper twenty ( Read more... )

Well, well, well. It seems a lot of people around here are in a bit of a jam. So I've got a proposition for you all.

Those of you still alive, tell me where you are, I'll come get you out. I'm feelin' generous tonight~

WHAT. THE. FUCKING. HELL.There is sand EVERYWHERE. IT'S IN MY FUCKING ARMOR, DAMMIT. If I get scratched up because of this curse and it DOESN'T go away once it's over, I'm gonna be pissed. Seriously, all you sacks of meat going on about how nice this is? I should chop you all up. I can't stand listening to "OHMYGODTHISISSOAWESOMEIT'SJUSTLIKEHOME ( Read more... )