So, I hear some shit's gone down. I thiiiiink I'm gonna head out and have a look around~ I think I've paid my dues on this whole thing I did earlier, after all. Really, the crap they give me to do so I don't go any crazier. Crossword puzzles? How am I supposed to figure those damned things out when the ones here have questions about... well, ( Read more... )

AHOY, Y'FLESHY FREAKS!

Som'in' about t'day is makin' me wanna go out an' KEELHAUL all yer sorry arses, an' I have t'say I'm lovin' it! Who all be up t' lettin' me RUN 'EM THROUGH WIT ME CLEAVER?

GEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'll leave ya sprawl'd out in a pool o' yer own blood an' guts!

I can't help it, I gotta laugh at all you people who had that plague yesterday. You all freaked out nicely, reminds me of a certain something'~ But I'll spare you all the details, you tend to all get irked when I go on about things ( Read more... )

Well I'm glad that shit's finally over. Only one good curse out of three. First I get stuck thinking I'm in a god damned wasteland, then I get covered in blood (which I actually enjoyed quite a lot, mind you), then EVERYONE gets to see how I got this body. Fucking WONDERFUL. Lust, if you say anything, I will carve your mouth out of your skull ( Read more... )

( Memory Theatre - Body and Soul )

Heyyyy, check me out~ Looks like I got a good curse today~ All covered in blood~ I guess this is some kinda reflection about all the people I've killed?

....Best damned curse yet.

...Mustang? Hawkeye? Where the hell'd everyone go? And why does everything suddenly look all... demolished? Last I checked this was Ishbal or the Eastern Ruins. Shit, this looks worse than even those two places. Did somebody let Kimblee for off his fuckin' rocker or something? Not that he wasn't like that already from what I'd read about him, but ( Read more... )

So, I've been caught and I'm all tucked away and unable to hurt anyone. You all feel better now? 'Cause honestly, I'm not sure why. Sure, I'm not out there, but think of all the different kinds of beasties that are out in this City ( Read more... )

Well, I'm done. Was fun while it lasted, but enough's enough. Nice try to all of you trying to catch me, and a hearty fuck you to the jackass who set me on fire.

( [Filtered to Hawkeye] )

Ah, the thrill of the hunt~ It's so fun to know people are after me again~ Y'know, back in my home, I got 23 victims and was at large for three years? Just so you all know~

So, who's all looking for me where? I'm thinking of giving out some hints~ If only to see if that one really smart guy'll put things together before the rest of you.

( [Filtered to Hawkeye] )