I'VE LOST. I don't think I've thought about The Game for about a year, and now I've spoiled it. At the time of losing I was listening to The Swan and The Rat. I don't know what the trigger was, but now as you've all lost anyway, you should listen to it too.

Click.

I've lost.

I just lost the game.

I blame indiefucks.

I was so over the game, and then I got that e-mail.

Dammit.

A few versions, courtesy of my sister.

Chuck Norris can think about the game... and win.

In Soviet Russia, the game thinks about Chuck Norris.

More importantly but probably already stated:
In soviet russia, the game thinks about you!

I thought about the game.

...The most random things cause me to lose. Like Hot Pockets, not the food itself, but the "jingle" if you can call it that, it's just someone saying Hot Pockets in a sing-song voice.

http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=Product_Detail&item=0245

TATG

http://www.losethegame.com