so today is definitely Skippy Sam Dagorino's birthday. i am a terrible person because i was momentarily unsure of how old she is turning. however, i have the fortune of being generally shameless which brought about a golden treasure ( Read more... )

sometimes it's best to just watch your friends drown ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone! It’s me again, Captain Life. If you don’t already know, I will forever have a deep concern for everyone’s bowelistic well-being. I recently discovered that I have a friend who only poops once or twice a week. That is terribly unacceptable and a danger to her health, and frankly, it explains a lot about her. But her example made me ( Read more... )

aight so i am visiting this area because i have acquired another loser "lj friend" which has forced me to login etc etc. this lj business has become awfully user-friendly and cutesy. also LUCE IF U READ DIS...i was all upset that "dirtwren" added me as a friend when i did not know that person. but after careful investigation, or really the part ( Read more... )

Have you ever taken a picture of people or a scene with people, all of whom you don't know? Like straight up taking pictures of people you don't know cuz you think it's a great scene or a precious moment or something...all without their knowing too. And I don't mean you were at a particular event where random pictures are expected. Eh! You get the ( Read more... )

so right now I'm at my friend's place using his computer etc etc...HIS KEYBOARD IS WACK! but anyway, i was you know, doing my thing but also feeling that i needed to take a dump pretty soon. but i was talking to people online and well i don't have any qualms about unloading in his bathroom but there is minor hesitation involved. so i hold it for a ( Read more... )

so for some reason i have 2 tissue boxes on my desk. one box is pink and the other is yellow but they have the same pattern on them cuz i think it's from one of those costco packs. why are there hummingbirds and flowers on my tissue boxes? and why are the colors the tissue box all soft pastel colors? YOU WON'T TRICK ME DAMNIT. Kleenex Brand Tissue ( Read more... )

old news but UCONN women and men won hooray ( Read more... )

there really is no reason why anyone should not see this...

http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/

the first thing that annoys me is this damn blank space livejournal.com invites you to write in...EXCEPT IT'S LABELED EVENT. i'm pretty sure there are a good percentage of people who indeed do NOT write about "events." boo on that. it really should be labeled "shit" or "stuff" or "here's the text that will appear in your entry." something else! the ( Read more... )