Why do girls love male vampires?

They're the only ones willing to perform oral sex during a period.

That was worth breaking my 3+ year hiatus.

Joke compliments of Family Guy.


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It has been some time since I've given you a solid update. So, I've decided to come back more helpful as ever, and tell you how to make a successful, psuedo-japanese anime that will appeal to all those annoying, "bishi"-saying jap-o-philes.

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I turned 21 the 6th.

Hmm, if I weren't so convinced it wasn't a person on the other side, I might be provoked to respond and ensue hilarity.

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Well, it took me a solid hour. I'm not one to toot my own horn, but it blows the FUCK out of anything you could EVER do.

Done in 3D, dur.


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It's been a month or two since I last posted, and in that time I offered a shitty glimpse into my first render on a 3D program. So I thought I'd keep up with that stupid trend that I just invented for myself to fill space.


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Junk mail.
They do try hard to fool me. but i am 2 smart 4 them! I removed the stuff that might cause you all to stupidly try and claim my non-existing money.

Also; Rotterdam?

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