I love Guild Discount sales! It's like a villain swap meet on the computer. 50% robots, ROBOTS! Usually they're some bargain bin trashcans on wheels from the 1980s! But know theses are fucking awesome. About 15 robots the maker named Lizzy or Leslie...could have been something stupid like Lez-E, I didn't ask questions, they were fucking affordable ( Read more... )

A bakers dozen of video calls later I am no closer to finding a suitable batch of lackeys than I was a week ago. The first few were fan girls, oh oh one girl proceeded to show me pictures of her in her Cos-play costume. Oh god it was like a camel toe, muffin top nightmare! One woman seemed to have potential, if only she hadn't answered every ( Read more... )

Valentines day was wonderful. Nothing like dinner, an old movie, and the promise to fund an aspiring villaness' training to show someone their special.

I love my husband.♥

So big surprise last night as I was watching Law and Order Marathon (oh by the way finally got my damn cable!) Daddy calls, screaming and carrying on about the Superbowl. I don't know he's hard to understand after a few drinks, so I change the channel and there's butterflies! I don't even know how he got the number but anyway he's pissed at The ( Read more... )

It's done, it's beautiful it's...NOT BURGUNDY. I need to arm the armory and get the message out that I'm hiring. Which means I need a new batch of paperwork via guild. And yes this is all been done with a horrific case of food poisoning followed by the fucking flu....ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Who gets the flu right after food poisoning, if I wee in ( Read more... )

Christmas I received a Mink from Daddy, Jewelry from mom, AND My Malibu dream house! I sent Fujiko a fur coat and Girl Hitler a tank...that Bag had some powerful shit in it! I think I want to shop at the North Pole every year. I think Christmas went very well I worked out some childhood issues all while getting the gift of nostalgia ( Read more... )

I was in a 5 hour meeting with the interior designer, she had a FANTASTIC idea for the control room I'm not even sure I'll need some henchmen for myself. We are definitely goign for something similar to this. I'm not wild about that big circular thing on the wall but I was assured it wouldn't be there. after the bug incident the contractors are ( Read more... )

So It looks like the plan went well, I'm actually surprised myself... little hitch though, my stripper pole is gone now, got the son of the bitch before it wreaked anything else. like, oh, the entire structure of the cocoon.

I stay busy for one night and my husband doesn't come home? Which one of you got him drunk and/or stoned then left him in some god-forsaken country possibly greased up and naked? I won't get mad just tell me where to pick him up!Oh good I know where he is, if he could just be left outside the door at some point preferably clothed and alert that'd ( Read more... )

Home at last ( Read more... )