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Come back, Mr. Grinch!
Argh, I hate shopping for Christmas presents. x.x;
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Tenten ficlet
Tenten is a weapon specialist because she doesn’t want to have to seduce anyone. The scars she gets from handling weapons, from tricks gone wrong, backfired, are enough to disqualify her from any mission where she might have to get naked. She’s got nicks and slices all up her hands and wrists from misused ninja wire, or catching a blade wrong, or ( Read more... ) -
Plot bunnies!
Free to a good home.
Gamelight
Dude, vampires and gamer geeks are like two sides of the same coin. It's an inbuilt excuse to never have to see the sunlight.
'I'm sorry, I can't go to the beach with you on Saturday. My clan's organising a raid.'
Ella Dove has always been fascinated by the children of the night - the ever romantic Nosferatu. Meeting Ted ( Read more... ) -
In His Shadow, Prologue
Pls do not expect this to be updated, like, ever. :D Just a plot bunny that refused to leave.
In His Shadow
(Lie the Hounds of War). A young Naruto remembers his past, altering the intended future. Who is he, really?
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Two Steps Back, Part 2, 1/?
LJ only lets me paste plain text now, and I got bored, so half the italics aren't here. If you want the easy read version, check ff.net on Friday. Alternatively, check it out here. Will put it on IJ later, when I can be bothered with formatting as cross-posting refuses to co-operate with this size post.
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Teaser!fic
So, ages back I posted what was essentially a collection of plot-bunnies. They've been poking their noses back up recently, so I decided to have a go at teaser!fic. I also recognise that the village name is probably deeply incorrect, and if anyone with passable Japanese would like to shout at me and correct it, it would be much appreciated ( Read more... ) -
Two Steps Back, Part 2 preview
“Naruto!” Chouji called cheerfully. “You passed!”
Naruto blinked and then looked up with a fanged grin. “I’m wearin’ the forehead protector, aren’t I?” he shouted back, making his way into the classroom, and Chouji laughed.
“We weren’t sure, because you missed the exam,” he explained. “Sakura was frantic.”
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Two Steps Back, Part 1, 6/6
Sasuke threw himself to the ground, rolling neatly as a tiny fireball blazed past the spot where his head had been.
“Rookie-san,” he called, barely keeping the irritation out of his voice and entirely unable to keep from emphasising the ‘rookie’. “When I told you to practice that jutsu, I didn’t mean for you to use me as your target.”
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Philosophy: stretching out a 150 word answer into a 1500 word essay. My bullshit capacity is high. -
Team Nineteen
For a note on ownership: rule 181 was very, very blatantly stolen from somewhere. I initially thought it was directly from Skippy’s List, but on checking discovered it was not. If anyone knows where it originated from, please drop a note - I’d love to be able to credit it properly!
Team Nineteen
181. Polishing your kunai in public areas is an ( Read more... )