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[immortaltwat]

Alisha had always loved sex. You only needed to speak to her for five minutes to work that one out. Or just make physical contact if you wanted to cut right down to the chase. How else would you explain the reason behind her ability to inflict uncontrollable urges onto anyone she went near

Comments

[greding]

Top class work there, mate.

[immortaltwat]

Thanks, man. I think I spent almost half an hour on it.

[greding]

And it shows.

[immortaltwat]

And to think my English teacher told me my writing career would never go anywhere.

If I could just show her this, I think she'd soon realise how wrong she was.

[char_he_mcgee]

The one time I look at my device today and this is what I see.

What the hell?

[immortaltwat]

Hey, now. That's very rude. It's dedicated to two of my best friends.

[char_he_mcgee]

Uh huh. [She's pretty sure she'd hate you if you wrote something like that about her.]

It's definitely a piece of work.

[immortaltwat]

Something tells me you're doubting my genius here.

[orangetoughguy]

...Short and pale means you're a virgin where you're from?

[immortaltwat]

I think you missed the part about the staring.

[orangetoughguy]

You should've included a picture.

[immortaltwat]

Oh, yeah. Because I have pictures of him just lying around. How gay do you think I am?

[bedsidemanners]

Is that first paragraph true?

[immortaltwat]

Well, the first part may have been an exaggeration. She's probably only been into sex since puberty.

[bedsidemanners]

But the uncontrollable urges is true?

[immortaltwat]

The entire thing's true. She's around here somewhere if you want to try it out.

[eiremagic]

Who the fuck is Barry?

[immortaltwat]

He's my friend.

[eiremagic]

Who likes to fuck people in the brain?

[immortaltwat]

I'm pretty sure he's a psychopath, if that explains anything.