so i'm making the switch. reluctantly, perhaps, but i'm so tired of this stupid name and my new one's so cool i can't help it. i was uninspired for a name, and that's exactly what it became. gay. so, without further ado, may i present my new, and better, journal ( Read more... )

this is the best "word a day" theme yet. i bet charlie will love these words, and use them often. they remind me of his term "fisticuffs ( Read more... )

another unfruitful night that should've been spent doing something productive, or at least the chemistry report. instead i found myself in a car speeding down 595 toward THE TOWERS, source of all entertainment for mindless kids lusting for the attention not received at home, making up for it by driving their flashy cars to be praised and maybe ( Read more... )

"that girl looks just like a shark. it looks like she has ampullae of lorenzini in her huge nose to sense electrical impulses in the air. like she chips her tooth on his dick and a new one grows back!" --vanessa

like jabberjaw- nyuk nyuk nyuk, no respect.

ha ha.

i randomly unleash my anger in fits of violence upon the dog in an attempt to stop her from whining about whatever is fucked up in her simple dog life. no food, no water, has to piss, etcetera. she cowers in fear yet continues to make her monkey noises as i turn away. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" and gesture frantically as if she will understand. i ( Read more... )

the beach today was beautiful. the beach last night, not so much. if i can muster the strength i'll write about it later, but all i can say for now is that i was reminded of how crazy my family is, and each with his or her own style of crazy. i don't know what drove them to "spread" (or in reality dump) grandma's ashes into the "ocean" (sand on the ( Read more... )

Progo22222: this is no bear!
Fornication R Us: Thats a monster of a bear you liar!


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i rediscovered my backyard today. i didn't even know i had forgotten it, seeing as how i am there several times daily, but creeping into the back corner i discovered the lost world that used to constitute my lonely childhood days. amazed, i climbed the fence as i used to do, except without the toy telescope i used to use as a tool for spying on my ( Read more... )

brianna gave me the tool cd salival, and i'm in love with the third song, pushit. i listened to it a few times last night, the night before, and this morning, and the song is so beautiful as well as the rest of the cd. i don't know what crazy tool cd evan and i were listening to, but this was not it, and i'm glad i've been exposed to this one ( Read more... )

king wurs reigns supreme