Hello hello, I'm still without an internet connection except at school, and without time to take advantage of livejournal, but if anyone is posting anything devastatingly witty, major, or directly important, c.f. a post about Haven (not the club night, the other one) e-mail me directly and I'll be sure to look at it ( Read more... )

This is just an update to let everyone know I am alive, I am in New Mexico, and have a very slim chance of being on the internet more than once a week. If you need to reach me, you can write to me c/o the College ( Read more... )

to all those in the upper valley region

i will be visiting tomorrow! Oogh, watch that dribble of excitement, yep suck it right up or maybe wipe it on your sleeve, ok, better. The hyperventilation is still creepy though.

Sleeping, I compose very obsessive dreams ( Read more... )

There's nothing like having a cat vomit on your pants while you're putting them on because of insomnia on your sleep-in morning.

Yes, you *may* add "Antique Vibrator Repairman" to my list of titles. I know you've been wanting to do that for a while, and now you may. A few months ago, I picked up an antique vibrator which did not run, but today I opened it up, did some work, and now it purrs like a kitten, more than a hundred years after it was made ( Read more... )

Wesley Willis R.I.P.

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/news.php?sd=0vfsHt8qnthfEgPZWZh#165

Try to console yourself with: MC HONKY. He is Godlike ( Read more... )

Well, it doesn't look like we're going to have the necessary horde of people to comandeer a duck-boat, hurl a paint-balloon cannon shot at the side and at the "captain" and paint the rest of the cargo/passengers blue with long paint brushes shouting ARRRRrrgh, but Gwen! and I will be at the 3:40 show at Boston Common Theater regardless, probably ( Read more... )

By popular request:

TUPAC spelled backwards is CAPUT
Caput sounds like the German word for dead or broken
German is the language of the Illuminati
Tupac was murdered by the Illuminati
The Illuminati only listen to electroclash.

Q.E.D.

Can you spot the logic leak?

WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE YOU RIDE WITH HITLER

Wasabi yoghurt, while horrifying to ayurveda-fans worldwide, is damn tasty.