This fellah started pestering my fiancee on her IM, and let me tell you, a dude barging into your face with his proud "niceshroomtip" blaring away, makes you think perhaps he doesn't have the most noble of intentions. He proceeded to offer her $100 for sex, so she referred him to my screenname as her "other screenname" that she was going to switch ( Read more... )

News: Since I'm concerned that some unwholesome number of people out there will be setting up Linux machines without having much experience beyond the rudiments with regard to security, I've created a moderately-secure-by-default iptables firewall script and packaged it in an autoinstaller. I hope this makes the process of securing a box easier ( Read more... )

Since many of you haven't heard from me in ages, I guess an update is in order ( Read more... )

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Since I only get one each year, I intend to make the most of it. I've started the day off well by getting too little sleep, and heading in to work ( Read more... )

I like papaya. I do not, however, like papaya chunks from the dollar store. Obvious, I know, but it seemed like something that would be pretty tough to fuck up - it's dried fruit for fuck's sake! Nope ( Read more... )

Wooo! Kellie's hot!

I hate the word "blog". If you hear me using it, assume it's meant in some pejorative sense, whether or not my tone obviously conveys my disdain ( Read more... )

Kellie and I went to the UC Berkeley campus tonight and shot a few photographs. She's hot, look at these and tell me otherwise (take that literally, and lose a tooth):

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Here's the scoop: I'm in love. I've found someone who is absolutely sick in all the ways I'm totally bent. Or perhaps she found me. She's also smart, cute, and friendly. Yeah, she's not to you, but neither am I. Get over it ( Read more... )