i live and houston, and so does elena. i have four classes

1) business organization
2) corporate tax
3) colloquium
4) law and literature

one of those classes is a blowoff class. corporate tax isn't it; you have three more guesses.

life is fun, but i hate living so far away from downtown, where my friends are. however, i need to study a lot, so maybe it' ( Read more... )

Do you ever sometimes maybe feel that every goddam person you associate with on a daily basis is a fucking idiot? I'm not talking about having to talk to a bunch of morons every day, but literally every single person you talk to is a mouthbreathing mongoloid. Every day.

boobs lol

I was jogging with Captain earlier (no leash, bitches) when we came upon a large, salmon-colored brick mailbox with a little engraving of the state of Texas on the front. Captain stopped... and peed on the state of Texas. I swear I didn't teach him to do that (though I wish I had).

There are those moments in life whereby its significance, poignancy, and elation are not directly describable to 3rd persons. And far be it from me to attempt to succeed at such a daunting task; this livejournal post will not try to recreate the moment. But let me just tell you what happened, and I'll leave it to your own minds and devices to maybe ( Read more... )

Man, this really grinds my gears. I don't normally come on LJ to vent, because (1) I'm generally a pretty happy dude and (2) I wouldn't expect anyone to actually give a shit, but I'm seriously upset right now.

Yall know I don't watch that much tv. 1 hour a week is all I ask. Monday evenings at 7; that's my tv time. It's my 90 minute reprieve from ( Read more... )

I was driving down the left lane of I-45 when a big truck carrying a trailer full of wood in the far right line suddenly decided to move one lane over. This was a bit of a problem, as there was a small, teal Honda civic in the exact spot the truck seemed to wish to be. After an exciting collision (all of this is happening in like .0003 seconds), ( Read more... )

A B-24 Liberator flew directly over my house as I was jogging with Captain. God bless America. I hope it was going to Iraq. If the war is over tomorrow, yall will know why.

I think I did OK. The judge dude told me that, by far, the best thing was my confidence and presence. He said that even when he doubted what I said, he would end up doubting himself because of the conviction with which I said it. WAHOO ( Read more... )

I'm on the stupid side of an argument and I have to argue it in front of people like a douche tomorrow. The argument to which I was assigned is "The trial court was right in determining that the contract was unambiguous, but they were wrong in determining its meaning ( Read more... )