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My ankle is totally busted. I won't know till Thursday if they are going to need to put a bunch of screws in my foot. When I break something I really break something.

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So yeah we got a new roommate, so much better than the prick we had to kick out. I don't really understand how someone you hooked up could be such a disrespectful person. Oh well at least now reality might set in.

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I was a witness to this yesterday afternoon:

http://www.nbc10.com/news/3898508/detail.html

My mom wants to buy me a gun. I think she has a good idea.

I just noticed I haven't posted since May.

HA.

Well let's see, I finally quit my shit job that has been totally sucking my soul for the last 10 months. The new job seems like it is going to be difficult and extremely boring but the perks are awesome. 40% off all clothes at Urban outfitters, sample sales where you can get shirts for 1.00, salary so it doesn't matter if I miss work I still get ( Read more... )

If I had a 10 inch cock and a fat bank account I would so be taking you home tonight.

At least she was hot. It would have been worse if it was some busted girl.