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Here's the first installment of a multi-part guessing game called:

Guess the Forward I've Defaced in Highlighter!


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I've been gone from Livejournal for a while. During this time away from the eljay-o-sphere, I have morphed from a rumpled, disagreeable, unapproachable shrew into a MYSTERIOUS DANCER.


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I cut class tonight, and have spent that time: a) learning to play/sing along to Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" and b) thinking about hot new linguistic trends among dumbasses. Ever heard someone sitting around trying to sound smart, shooting phrases like these out their faceholes?

1. "And so on and so forth"People who say this are almost always ( Read more... )

First, some selfish business: Is there any shifty person out there who'll send me an mp3 of the song Alone Again Or by the Damned? I don't want any other version, just the Damned one. My email address is orinanne at gmail dot com. In return, I'll send you whatever song I think you should have, or you can check my Audioscrobbler for a song you ( Read more... )

Sometimes (but rarely) I get the feeling that I should improve my life and become a better person. As long as I continue _____, I might just be a loser forever.

Fill in the blank:

• gauging the success of my day on the amount of time I have for watching television
• considering the coolness of my guitar a measure of my personal worth
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Since 2003, I've been doing this thing where I take a picture of myself every day and put them all up on a website I call The Daily Photo Project. Japanese people are fascinated by the concept. Italian men think I'm sexy. Spaniards link to it on their porno websites. Some people make fun of me. On a blog, one person said,


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