Somehow I managed to outbitch the most heinous woman I know. Somehow I was yatchy enough to make her yell 'I'm sick of dealing with this'. Somehow I made the curmudgeoniest curmudgeon ever ASK to be removed from my stand, as I'm plotting up ways to get her booted from it and make her quit.  After weeks of essentially just glaring at each other ( Read more... )

i hate my laptop.

that is all.

Today, based on my desire to wear cocktail dresses on a regular basis, I have come up with a plan for my life:
* First, I buy one (or maybe two) of the really pretty dresses that I found today. Even though I don't need them yet, when I do, there will of course be less cute ones in stores. This is how it always works.
* Next, I join some ritzy ( Read more... )

so uh yea... I GRADUATE TOMORROW ( Read more... )

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!

How am I feeling today?:
sad statue - system of a down

Will I get far in life?
tightrope - papa roach

How do my friends see me?
shake that ass - eminem

Where will I get Married?:
jaws theme swimming - brand new (so an ocean wedding ( Read more... )

ATTENTION:
The 24-Hour Bickfords in Braintree now closes at MIDNIGHT!!! Every night!

Where are the drunks and hookers supposed to go for 2 am breakfast foods now??

Tonight I went food shopping... and came back with real food!
I got chicken, tomatoes, sour cream, lettuce, salad mix, broccoli, yogurt, and pretzels. Thats like, four food groups, including green things AND meat!!
My mom was shocked. 'That looks like a normal person's groceries!'
Then I cooked up some chicken broccoli alfredo.
Again, shocked.
I'm still ( Read more... )

So last night, well 3:30 am actually, I wake up because my phone is buzzing right next to my head. I have a new voice mail. It never rang, but sometimes it doesn't do that if I'm in the wrong spot. I check my missed calls and there's nothing there either. Slightly odd, but its happened before. I'm still half asleep but intrigued to see who's ( Read more... )

i got another tattoo today! i still don't know how to put pictures in here so i made it my user icon. theres a couple stars in the blue part that are too small too show up in that pic

the girl who did it (raven at mass ink) was really good, she took my little mspaint version that i drew and made it all pretty like i wanted it.  i was expecting this ( Read more... )

My house is SUCH a different place without my parents around. Theres beer in the fridge, rum in the freezer, tons of empties laying around, dishes piling up all over, and poker tables set up in the kitchen AND livingroom. Yea, cuz one poker table is clearly just not enough. Clearly.

Today me and Gray spent like 5 hours on some online poker, under ( Read more... )