You will be nothing at my wedding because there will be no wedding.
And if there is, I'm sure I have the power to just marry myself to the unwilling victim. Or pull a Richard Burton in The Taming of the Shrew on the chick. >:)
Right. But NO WEDDING. NO DATE. NO TRADE. NO NOTHING.
Listen here, this isn't one of nemis's fics, there's no "come back from Mandos become a High Prince free" bullshit here. You come back from Mandos, good for you, it legally means nothing except that we can now also torment your corporeal form instead of just your fëa.
And secondly, I think I'll make it illegal for you to marry and spawn little gay demon children, only because I wouldn't want to subject any more women to such a torment and have to resort to hobbit fucking for amusement/fulfillment/sexual pleasure. My god. At least I know where that first nutty Galadriel got it from. Are we clear?
Ahem. May I point your freakishly large head to Exhibit A: your wife fucking my nephew merely for lust and Exhibit B: your wife keeping a servant of Sauron in her private quarters simply for sexual gratification?
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And if there is, I'm sure I have the power to just marry myself to the unwilling victim. Or pull a Richard Burton in The Taming of the Shrew on the chick. >:)
Right. But NO WEDDING. NO DATE. NO TRADE. NO NOTHING.
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And secondly, I think I'll make it illegal for you to marry and spawn little gay demon children, only because I wouldn't want to subject any more women to such a torment and have to resort to hobbit fucking for amusement/fulfillment/sexual pleasure. My god. At least I know where that first nutty Galadriel got it from. Are we clear?
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