Last week i got a 100 tip from this man:

http://www.ganglandnews.com/column81.htm

In case you're too lazy to read the whole article, this is the best part:

...Watts, who has been implicated in half a dozen or so mob hits - including the assassination of Paul Castellano...

He offered to pay anyone's bill who complained about the fact that he was smoking ( Read more... )

i need to move out of my house quickly... i will find out about the appartment with max on monday, but i'm skeptical.  britanny is moving out of the city and her (potentially) 2 bedroom appartment in midtown can be released for 1900 total, which is pretty amazing, but it needs a 1 year lease, and how can i find a roommate who will pay 900 dollars ( Read more... )

that kind of sums it up, really.

what the fuck ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that i woke up in a bed (not mine) with a mother (not mine again, just a generic mother) attached to my side like a slug, and i pulled it off in terror. it started oozing towards me and i was sliding away from it on my back, throwing empty soda cans at it, screaming "literary reference! literary reference!" i woke up for ( Read more... )

tonight a couple came into the restaurant, and when i went to take their order they said, "oh, you were our waiter last week!", to which i responded, "i know! you sat outside and you ate pesto muscles." apparently i'm so unstimulated mentally that my subconcious has decided to memorize the table and order of every customer i serve. boring ( Read more... )

probably the only thing going ok is my new comforter cover. everything else sucks in the most mundane, repetitive, non-inspiring way possible ( Read more... )

bad dreams...
but a new standard of realism!

i start work tomorrow! i need to buy black shoes and a white button down shirt and get a hair cut and learn how to not be awkward around people i don't know ( Read more... )

Pisces I's are prone to feeling hurt when others do not meet their high standards of friendship. In fact, they put such high expectations on their relationships that they set themselves up for unhappiness. THey have an intense emotionality that is often difficult for them to control, and that gets them in trouble with others who see things in a ( Read more... )