Since I have a little alone time, I figured I'd take a minute to think about some of the ways I've changed in the past few years. This is strictly for my own benefit; however, it makes no difference to me whether or not any of y'all read it--that's why it's on LiveJournal ( Read more... )

This story is not for the weak of stomached. Be warned ( Read more... )

Hey guys, if you want, I strongly encourage you to go listen to the new Dr. Choad and the Penis Machine (my band) e.p. It's seven songs of skull-crushing assrockers.
You can go download them at:
http://www.soundclick.com/
drchoadandthepenismachine/

Thanks a lot,
Ian

So, yeah. A long while ago, my band (Dr. Choad and the Penis Machine) recorded a couple of songs, and so since my bandmate (< that's a faggy word) just had a baby, he's had the time to mix it and put it online ( Read more... )

Another Facebook post.

Sorry, guys, nothing funny about this story ( Read more... )

--Another Facebook note for those of you without Facebook ( Read more... )

Another Facebook note for those who don't have one ( Read more... )

This is the highest rating and most responses a Facebook note has gotten since the dawn of the existance of the Facebook note. Just FYI ( Read more... )

Ian Nicolosi --

[adjective]:

Smelling like unscented lube all of the time

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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PAULY SHORE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PARADE MARSHALL!!!!!

3/17/06 (Friday)
6:30PM
Time to get krunk in Spa Town. (Hopefully, my champagne won't get taken away from me again--if you missed the memo, cops stole my champagne at the Mardi Gras Parade in Small Stone.)