Man, why I am such a vindictive little bitch ( Read more... )

I am preparing for my sister's wedding. I am In Charge of lots of things, like Mark's ring and photographing people and picking up champagne and tasty finger food. There is a fourth thing but I can't remember - hopefully someone will remind me ( Read more... )

On the other hand, how anyone can like both Jay-Z -and- Atreyu is also a mystery.

Hey wait. No it's not. It makes perfect sense.

I kicked so much ass talking about uterine contractions today ( Read more... )

Fuck this medicine thing!

I just want to listen to punk rock for the next 15 years of my life! IT'S SO COOL!!

sign in if you are a friend of macey, because i have just discovered livejournal security features. and now i can be even -more- OCD and paranoid than ever!

I don't really know how to start, because I'm already eyeball-deep ( Read more... )

I was sitting in a lecture hall today watching some guy teach us how to make a powerpoint presentation and I got just about the worst heartburn ever. I figured, though, that if my esophagus was really dissolving into my spinal cord, like it felt, then with a room full of M.D.'s and medical students I would be in good hands ( Read more... )

Yesterday I made a mental list of all the people I Adore. I realized that, not including my family, there are about thirteen people I love and who love me back. I am probably one of the luckiest girls I know, because I never have to settle for friends; the ones I have are all so fucking cool ( Read more... )

Ben, I'm not sure if you ever meant it this way, but I think one of the most important things you have impressed upon me is our inanity. My hair, your hair, your glasses, my ass... I have not had a Deep Johnnie Conversation now in almost two weeks and it feels amazing ( Read more... )