Congratulations Carrie! I want you to know that I think you're a terrific American Idol. I mean that with all my heart. Since the beginning, I was confident you would win. "Bo knows?" Yeah ... Bo knows defeat ( Read more... )

I just received a "foot consultation" from a chiropractor.

( That's quacktastic! )

back in the days when the internet had just started to spread its ubiquitous wings (like 1998-99), i put up a personal ad. when i told my friend i did that, he couldn't believe it. our convo:

benji: don't you know that there's nothing but fat, ugly, desperate losers on sites like that?
louie: well, I'M on there
benji: exactly!

so yeah, i ( Read more... )

If I were the Virgin Mary and I had the supernatural ability to reveal my spiritual existence wherever I wanted, I would undoubtedly choose a nasty ass stain on an urban underpass.

The Virgin Mary revealed.

i've been looking to fill the last room in my house and i got this email from an address and name i don't recognize ...
I said ( Read more... )

Vegetarian Potluck

why is it so damn tempting to want to swing by there and drop off something with a bunch of secretly included bacon?

( mmmmm )

damn. i don't know if you any of you watch wheel (of fortune), but if you do, you know that the bonus round is over at like 6:51 CST. the last segment of the show is always stupid pat/vanna talk-to-the-audience time. well, last night after wheel was over (i.e. the bonus round), i fell asleep.

( sleep is a penalty )

new icon ... inspired by a recent post:


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as requested by sayruhhhh, here are pics of my car. they are pitiful camera phone pics. and i now realize these are the only pics i have of my car. i plan on washing my car this afternoon (if the mythical boys basketball state tournament snow storm hasn't started yet) and taking a few sweet pics with my loaned ex's digicam.

Diagonal | Front ( ( Read more... )