Avast! This vessel is sinking. It's hull has been burst!
Now there be only one rule: Mighty Pirates and children first.

Get to your stations you scurvy dogs!
Or I'll chop your granny into little logs.

Tis taken a while but this place has changed and hopefully for the better.
Complain and you may find yourself with Davy Jones and markedly wetter.

Sadly, me mateys I've taken the background down.
T'was infringing copyright and that makes me frown.

Well now friends - there's new blood in town,
Now who do I kill to take my crown?

Behold a new member has entered your hold!
Clever and witty, and liguistically bold.

Ahar! I be bearded and a lady, tis true.
But mock me once and I'll beat you black and blue.

You boys with your 'chit chat threats' provide me with such amusement
So step up, if you dare, to the one that's heaven sent

Perhaps a new page as the lines are starting to bunch
Come weary pirates - Ill eat you for lunch

The pot must be stirred, with great vigour this time.
Now, answer quickly before I douse you in lime.