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Holy crap. Twice in one month. Hell must be a solid block of ice with Lucifer himself in the center like the raspberry in the center of a chocolate only this raspberry's made of evil and malice and hate and marmots. I don't know where that marmots bit came from, but I'm sticking with it. Anyway, The Internet's Dave is still more cheerful than ( Read more... )

Who the fuck cares? It's a damn chicken ( Read more... )

So, another rant is brewing and you read it because you a masochistic fucks. Well you happy-go-lucky painfreaks, here it is ( Read more... )

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I hate my neighbors. Not the cute, irrational, suburban hatred that is put forth because nothing else interesting happens, but more the seething hatred that is bred within convicts and serial killers and door to door salespeople ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose it's been a while since I updated this thing. I guess I kinda lost interest after some psycho bitch claimed that she wanted me to be her freaky alien love slave or some other such nonsense. However, when I informed her that the idea of some psychopathic underage teeny bopper with an ego like a child with hydrocephalus and a ( Read more... )

Once again, my stupidity knows no bounds. On wednesday, after I got home, I had a massive headache. So, I ate some food that wasn't bran cereal or couch cushions or carne mysterioso which surprised the hell out of me. I mean, really, when do I actually have decent food? I shouldn't. Maybe I just imagined the whole eating thing. It's really ( Read more... )

So I heard an interesting story over the weekend. A friend of a friend, let's call him bob, was shot and killed by several police officers. Does this suprise anyone? No. The police are people after all, and, to quote Men in Black, "people are dumb, panicy, dangerous animals". However, police aren't just people, on a whole, they make up part of ( Read more... )