Well, I suppose it's been a while, but I've been on vacation. Not like any of you dogfuckers care about that, tho. No. You're too good to care about that, what with your televisions, clean clothes, functioning organs and shoes that don't try to bite you and claw out your tendons when you put them on. Oh, wait, no, that was just me jamming my ( Read more... )

Allergies are natures way of saying, 'Suprise!' and then throwing you to the ground and giving you a curbie. And we all know how hard nature kicks ( Read more... )

So, once again, the bus driver was icompetant and failed to get me to my destination on time. Well, I guess it's not entirely his fault for stopping to pick up people. But not just any people, really, really ugly people. Is it just me, or do only ugly people ride the bus? Am I going to contract ugly by riding this bus? Maybe I've been ugly the ( Read more... )

I used to have respect for CNN ( Read more... )

No, I didn't write an entry for yesterday. I didn't feel like it. Kiss my Gnolls ( Read more... )

Writer's block ( Read more... )

Cars are a bane and a joy ( Read more... )

Ugh. Today is an allergy kind of day. The kind of day that makes you all sleepy and crazy and not-minty-fresh. It's the kind of day where I walk upstairs to hunt for office supplies and I am greeted by the cute girls in the office with simles on their faces that quickly dissolve into looks of abject horror. Wait... That's what always happens ( Read more... )

So, I'm walking the second leg of my journey to work thanks to the goddamn Minneapolis mass transit system and it's inability to run on any sort of schedule. I mean, really, the guy that drives my usual bus drives it like a goddamn racecar, so you'd think that he could get there on time. But no. He's gotta pick me up 5 minutes late. Then, I ( Read more... )

Alright, got a lot of silly ground to cover, so better get started ( Read more... )