Disclaimer: Some parts of this song may not reflect my current point of perspective ( Read more... )

I don't know why this is so cool. It just is, my friends. It just is!

http://members.cox.net/crandall11/money/shirt/

I went shoe shopping today. I took 2 hours and 9 stores. I bought nothing. A typical day off from work in the life of a gay. A GAY!!!

Two 180's don't equal a 360 if the second one is twice as fucked up as the first. So my question is:

Can you actually go to a psychiatrist for depression without being treated for some exotic mental disorder?

suppose you were to fall asleep ( Read more... )

Today I learned that avocados, within a bad ass spicy shrimp cocktail from Big Shucks, are tolerable. It was like butta! It might has well have been, considering the fat content ( Read more... )

Today I finally learned how to ride a motorcycle. It's scary and exhilarating! I rode a Yahama 250 dirtbike/streetbike, which was a good thing. If I had learned on anything bigger, I would probably be in a world on superpain right now. Now I just have to convince my sugarmomma to buy me one...Oh, wait. I don't have a sugarmomma. I don't even have ( Read more... )

I was going to do some venting without all the metaphors and pseudo-artistic bullshit, but I think I won't. I can't wait until October 2nd, when my 3 1/2 month withdrawal period is over, and my friends won't have to waste their vision on stupid shit like this.

either his hands fall off or he finds the key ( Read more... )

Every now and then (daily) I forget that once you reach a certain age, people stop caring about what you think or how you feel. This doesn't bother me, cause I know that I'm guilty of it myself. But I have an unquenchable desire to unintentionally make people feel awkward. Case in point ( Read more... )