When you've not used your ipod for a while because you lost it for a few months, and then found it, and started using it again... then you are walking down the street listening to your ipod and letting them slide out... until you realise that you might not be able to hear your own farts, but the people you are walking past on the street can.

Oops

bugger.

Hello. My name is Paul ( Read more... )

The time for losing poppies. every year, I get through 2 or more (and rediscover the lost ones in December) but this time i managed to stick with one for the whole time. Which wasn't good for poppy revenues really ( Read more... )

y hallo their. Since I posted last I have been doing lots of things, like looking at pictures of cats doing funny things, chasing pigeons with shoeboxes, a lot of ringing, gazing up at buildings, travelling around aimlessly, working, and farting. I have been here for more than a year which is odd. We are in Coventry's Peace Month at the moment ( ( Read more... )

 I got some black bloke came up to me today, and after the normal repetition of mangled english, followed by a request for clarification, I realised that he was asking for Febreeze. I told him that we don't sell Febreeze.  He got slightly annoyed by my not getting his jist. apparently today his mate Fabrisse had started work in the stock room and ( Read more... )

I know New York isn't named after the City of York here, but wouldnt it have been simpler to have had New Yorkshire, instead of New York State?

I am going to hell for laughing at this video

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And so are you.

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The things you can find on youtube are incredible. One thing is for certain is that I have learnt a lot from Youtube.

and now, for non disgusting
Music of the moment

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What the fuck am I doing in this place ( Read more... )