The topic is "Brooklyn"

[ironpoet]

IRON POET HAIKU has, allegedly, moved to Brooklyn.

Good idea?
Bad idea?

In poetical format, tell me of the wonders and horrors of Brooklyn. Is the pizza different there? How does one entertain oneself in Brooklyn? Where can you get one of those cool Brooklyn accents?

Comments

[mickeymao]

Many indy comic artists moved there,
Then they moved away again.
My friend Greg is still around,
And probably knows where the best Chinese food is.
Mito at panix dot com -
Tell him Gareth says hi.

Not-Iron-Poet Informational Blank Verse

[identitee]

If Brooklyn is anything
Like Rio Linda, California,
You can probably get a fake Brooklyn accent
From a series of instructional tapes--
The same way Arianna Huffington
Got her fake Greek one.

-NOT-IRON-POET OBSCURSE-CONSERVATIVE-HUMOR

The winner is...

[ironpoet]

I'm giving the win to NOT-IRON-POET OBSCURE-CONSERVATIVE-HUMOR, since your entry is closer to a poem than Not-Iron-Poet Informational Blank Verse's (although your info is still appreciated).

Not too many overall opinions on Brooklyn, though. I'm not convinced that it really exists.