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TM - Fly the Friendly Fez
Do you tend to make friends easily? Why/why not?Alas, no. Apparently, there is much to the mystery of Fez that remains too much of a mystery to so many of the people I have met in the country, especially the girls ( Read more... ) -
A Thing That is Round ((for the Gang))
*takes his seat and smiles at the others*
I know I have not been around lately, so I am happy to call this Circle to order. -
Who, me?
Possibly your most wanted Hairdresser? This country really is so very generous. Perhaps as she is possibly your most wanted Stylist, I should open a business with Jackie! -
TM - Strange Day
Have you ever woken up in the morning and not remembered what you did the night before?
( A little something extra ) -
May I have your attention, please?
I just wanted to bring the attention of everyone in Point Place and elsewhere some information which I think is very important.
Michael Kelso is a whore.
Thank you, that is all. -
TM - A tale of the old country
Talk about something you inherited. (It could be an object, a physical attribute, a belief, etc.)We never had very much in my home country, my family. And so, there was never really anything for me to inherit ( Read more... ) -
TM - If...
If only Fez had been one, small, short year older, I could have had the most amazing experience of my life.
Of any man's life.
I cannot remember their names-- their real ones, that is, since I never learned them. To me, they were only "Foxy Lady", "Hot to Trot" and "Nice n' Easy".
( Fez' Angels... almost ) -
TM - When is it Fez' turn?
What makes you angriest?
Inequality.
Yes, inequality is definitely the thing that makes me most angry of all.
I mean, the world is very unfair, and most of all, it is unfair to me. Fez.
( When is it Fez' turn? ) -
TM - Do Not Disturb
What is your favorite retreat from the world?There is a place where no one makes fun of my accent ( Read more... ) -
TM - Loyalty
Loyalty? Well, in my country, we have a saying about loyalty. It's very long and involved, and loses a great deal in translation, but it does involve two brothers, a very large palm tree and severe bodily injury. So, that is not really important. What's important is what I have learned about loyalty since coming to America.
( I get by with a little help )