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The next time someone you love/like/find mildly pleasant crops up on your flist, post a damned comment and tell them so. Don't give me any of that shy crap, they'll probably wet themselves with pleasure ( Read more... )

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN! DO NOT SPECULATE ABOUT THE AUTHOR BEHIND THE REMIX OF CAMBIARE PODENTES!!!!!! SHE IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON THAN ASPENLIGHT SAKURA MICHEL!!!!!!!

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1. All that's in jordangrant's journal is fic.

2. jordangrant's journal was started 12 days after sakuramichel's ( (why this matters) )

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My grandmother had been having mini-strokes very recently, and today she had a proper one. I haven't seen her, but when I woke up this morning Mom was on the phone and asked Grampy if Grammy could talk, and I knew straightaway she'd had a stroke. So me, Mom, and Dad all went up to her house (she lives about an hour away from me) and I stayed home ( Read more... )

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Take the first sentence from the first post of every month in 2005.

January: ETA: OMG I WANT MY HARRY POTTER CROSS STITCH BOOK!!!!!

February: These statistics were generated using the LJ Stats Web Interface by mpnolan. Original idea from scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard.

March: TO EVERYONE ON MY FLIST!!!!

April: Two things today: Connexions ( Read more... )

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Sooo... since I don't work tomorrow I have a question. I've applied for several jobs with the school district, and I'm torn between which is less annoying and/or more ambitious and therefore productive: Going into the school physically, all dressed up proper, or staying at home in my crappy jeans and calling into the school?

What do you think?

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