me: you want starbux?
me: i think i may go
jdotcon: yeah sure
me:you wanna go
jdotcon:yea
me: ok, in 5 mins... i need to finish my time machine*
jdotcon:time machine? of course!

*i meant 'timesheets.' i am clearly losing my mind.

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me: fuck , i hate looking all touristy and carrying bags and lookin at maps n shit
japanairlines78: wear socks with sandals
me: fanny pack
me: OH WAIT THAT'S PROBABLY HIP AGAIN IN BKLYN
me: tourist or hipster?
me: we should play that game
japanairlines78: touripster
japanairlines78: hiprist
me: tourhiprist
me: sounds like an arthritis drug
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vivahate is in town and last night on the way back from margaritas, plantains, and some ricockulously awesome cuban desserts, we stumbled upon approximately 200 billion flood lights and miles of electronic cords wrappings around the block i live on. plus, trucks with the Paramount logo ( Read more... )

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how come nobody told me about POLYVORE???? because i'm not 12?! i'm telling you, this is addictive and amazing for curing boredom (if you're say, staying in this weekend due to empty walletness, like myself). it allows you to choose from thousands of fashion/beauty items andmake your own "magazine" layouts as though you're some cyber-loon wannabe ( Read more... )

• cowboy-style scarves around necks, particularly on men (let's face it, this has gotten way out of control)

• really horribly ugly neon dresses or cheap-80s-bedspread-print dresses that are unflattering even on stick figures

• any, and i mean any incarnation of the faux hawk. only straight-up mowhawks need apply ( Read more... )

Poll

is it just me, or does Lindsay's little sister look like a mean pterodactyl of sorts??? and she's like what, 14?!


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HELP.

does anyone know how to block a whole website from popping up (not just a little ad). i'm using safari and out of nowhere, this annoying and creepy site keeps popping up (http://ip24.swamipredicts.com/20628?C=5840). i'm starting to think i should freaking SEE WHAT ( Read more... )