'I moved.'

[itrytobemyself]

Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch

Comments

[8bit]

this is funny. i don't know what the big deal is about people noticing this stuff, especially in this day and age. but i guess i would be embarassed too.

definitely forgot a comma or two

[itrytobemyself]

i commented on marc's tattoo..
nice choice and hot ink.

i would be much more embarassed in karly's case.. 2-3 yr old son pulling a big green "bumpy" cucumber out of my purse, trying to make out what it is- until i've turned my sights on him and the other people in line staring .. haaha.

Re: definitely forgot a comma or two

[8bit]

yeah, then you've got the disapproving looks from other people in line and the explanation to your son to deal with too.. haha, terrible.

[fr0w]

what.. "it's a body massager!" wouldn't work?

[itrytobemyself]

you have a link for everything you jay!

actually mine is a mini massager that i got in..middle school? and have only recently began to use..
unless you were referring to karly's jolly cucumber?

[fr0w]

both could work.
right?

i hate you

[garbagepailkidd]

if you're going to tell a story, get your facts right!
though the true events aren't any less humiliating.
oh, and remind me to gouge your uterous out with a spork next time i see you. kisses!

Re: i hate you

[itrytobemyself]

i was like..
Karly won't read this, she doesnt really read lj anymore

haha
i will hunt down the spork!

Re: i hate you

[fr0w]

mmm.. uterous with a spork.
::drools::

Re: i hate you

[itrytobemyself]

you've brought the much needed life this post needed

thanks, k bye.

[jonssexylover]

Whenever I hear something vibrating in someone's purse, I always just assume it's a cell phone. Now I'm gonna wonder if it's something else. The main give-away is that you don't take out your "personal massager" and answer it I guess. Haha.