[002]

[itsfrench_bitch]

THE FUNGI ARE ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW US AS THE DOMINANT SPECIES.

READY THE TROOPS, MEN!

(OOC: If you see a man running around in camo gear, attempting to shoot at the mushrooms with a 20-gouge? Don't bee too alarmed.)

Comments

[burninatesjerks]

Don't forget to shoot them in the face, then claim it was an accident.

[itsfrench_bitch]

If anyone asks, I was aiming for the "pheasants."

There are pheasants in this place if I say there are.

Voice Comment

[monarch_sting]

Damn it! Watch the gun! Are you shooting the fucking mushrooms?!

Voice Comment

[itsfrench_bitch]

I'm shooting the spore-spewing terrorists. Don't worry, fellow man. Our species will conquer. If we can invent the iPhone, we can win the War on Fungi.

Re: Voice Comment

[monarch_sting]

A gun against mushrooms? Fine, fine, whatever. Just, y'know, try not to shoot holes into other people's rooms or anything.

[crimsonsphere]

A gun is overkill. It isn't like they're moving targets. Just step on them if you're that paranoid.

[itsfrench_bitch]

Why own a shotgun if I'm not going to use it?

Besides, if I step on them, I'd get their spores all over my shoes! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE "SPORES" ARE?!

Those damn promiscuous mushrooms. You won't turn me gay, you spineless decomposer!

[crimsonsphere]

Hn, you must be compensating for something.

...nut.

[itsfrench_bitch]

Only compensating for the lack of Homeland Security.

As it is, it seems like I'm the only one American enough to have the balls to take out these chanting eco-terrorists.

[nishiki_knight]

Your outfit is one I haven't seen before. You don't appear to be royalty. Are you an Eleven?

[halfbakedlunary]

... ...

...Oh well, I must say it's more original than setting them on fire. Hope you have enough ammo for that.