So I invited this girl I met on Myspace over to my house on Friday for an all-night movie marathon.

Somewhere around 2AM (right in the middle of Life Aquatic, no less), she looks over and me and asks ( Read more... )

I usually hate video posts, because when I come back to them years later, I'm usually left with a dead link and pondering, "FUCK, what the hell did I think was so funny that I had to post it on LJ at 6AM?!?!?!?!"

This one had me in stitces, though. Enjoy.

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I've said it before, but it bears repeating: The Internet is an amazing tool ( Read more... )

Now this is a tale of about how ( Read more... )

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Anyone up for a little midnight mischief?

So maybe I'm jumping on the bandwagon a bit, but due to the wasteland that is the South Florida sports world, I now offer my full support to the Colorado Rockies. Well, at least until next April.


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The Fellowship is Broken ( Read more... )

The question: Tell me your worst experience in dealing with a girl.

The original response: in highschool, I had a huge crush on this girl. The problem is, she was really hot and popular, and I was sort of a loner and a loser. Eventually I got to talk to her in class, and because we do a project together, I managed to get her phone number ( Read more... )

Great spoof on what it feels like to watch TNA iMPACT! with Vince Russo at the creative helm.

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I am reminded of something Sean Connery said on an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy ( Read more... )