Today I felt splotches of anger, panic, and joy for the first time in over 3 years ( Read more... )

1.) Meet one bi-girl.

2.) Meet another bi-girl.

3.) Get cozy with bi-girl A.

4.) Introduce bi-girl A to bi-girl B.

5.) Have bi-girl B hook up with bi-girl A, while at the same time cockblocking you from any creamy, chocolatey, bi-girl goodness.

*sigh*...is there any facet of women and dating that I won't spectacularly fail at?

George Carlin once did a bit on how the English language has evolved over time. While I give Carlin credit for pointing this out, it must be stated that every language must evolve, or it will die ( Read more... )

That's the sound of everyone in the New York area collectively blowing Eli Manning.


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So much to say, so little energy ( Read more... )

Wow. What a wild week it's been, and not a moment too soon either. These last few months have been so bland, I thought I was going insane.

Soooo, let's get the good times rolling.

Chapter 1: Orange Nation in Little Havana


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If I died tomorrow, I could leave this realm a happy boy.

Why? Behold.

Ivan's Post


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Fight the power, people. Read a motherfuggin book.

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Because I love you all...sometimes.

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NOTE: If I happen to die anytime soon, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure this is played at my burial.

Today marks the 10th anniversary of the first Marlins World Series championship.


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