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Cell Phone- Leave a Message! 8D

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cell phone, text xiggy!, leave a message

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[1 New Text Message] h2o_dancer December 4 2009, 22:16:11 UTC

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!

<3 YOUR FAVORITEST MULLET!

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 5 2009, 02:43:48 UTC

SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME ENJOY MY SEX DAMMIT! :P

<3 YOUR FAVORITE PIRATE

[Text Reply] h2o_dancer December 5 2009, 02:51:51 UTC

I'M HAVING SEX TOO! WE'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK FOR THE MOMENT~

ENJOY BEING OLD ASSHOLE~

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 5 2009, 05:14:51 UTC

God it's sooo goood! :D I've spent the day sleeping, getting done, and ... um... eating 'cause she's got energy enough to deal with me and feed me at the same time. XD She's so amazing...

FUCK YOU BAD HAIR CUT! ♥

[1 New Text Message] cardsstarsdice December 5 2009, 05:17:55 UTC

Happy birthday, Xig! Best wishes to you in your next year, and all of the ones after.

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 5 2009, 05:20:08 UTC

Hey, bro, thanks! Just more people confirming the fact that I'm just short of an old fuck. :P

[Text Reply] cardsstarsdice December 5 2009, 05:22:39 UTC

You're not old, Xig! If anything, Balthier is the closest to being an old pensioner, and I'm trailing not too far behind.

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 5 2009, 05:23:34 UTC

And how old is the bastard?

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[1 New Voice Message] cardsstarsdice December 9 2009, 04:12:56 UTC

[There is a faint mechanical whirring noise in the background, with some scattered other metallic noises throughout.]
Hello, Xigbar! We haven't actually talked for a while, and while I had some spare time--and how sparse it is!--I thought I might give you a call.

I certainly hope you took Hunter out in the snow last time. How are the children doing, and how's Ms Larxene?

I'll try again if I can get the time. We've all been very busy over here, and it's a miracle that I have five---
[The voice crackles out. Perhaps he is in-between towers.]

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 9 2009, 04:21:03 UTC

Hey, bro! Good to hear from you! I think I've been way busy with the babies. Time has flown, huh? According to my phone, the last time we talked was at least a week ago. Gawd. So where are you? Not here, right? Larxene is great! She came back in time for my birthday... and... fuck, dude.

[Text Reply] cardsstarsdice December 9 2009, 22:06:06 UTC

Indeed, I'm not there. I'm on Ivalice currently. It's not bad where we are, it's just a little...seedy.
?? I suppose that means you two enjoyed yourself?

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi December 10 2009, 21:49:46 UTC

Seedy, eh? What's going on?

Hell yeah we enjoyed it! I enjoyed her being home more than anything, but yeah, the sex was nice~

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[Voice Post] femme_savage February 8 2010, 19:58:54 UTC

Hey, just me, can't be assed to see what time it is or whatever shit people usually do with phones and voice mails, but I have a question, seeing as I'm at home working on my thesis and trapped under at least half a ton of paperwork and you took the kids out to the Zoo.

What in good holy fuck is up with these playing cards we got in the mail? There are two envelopes here, one for me and one for you, and they both just have a Jack of Spades in them. Are you messed up in some twisted shit, yet again?

Call me back before I go postal on your ass. Oh, and I love you.

[Voice Reply] ixarms_reloadxi February 8 2010, 23:49:48 UTC

Y-yes. The zoo. Totally. Absolutely not a hoax to get you to let your guard down while we run off to find you something marvelous for Valentine's day!

Playing cards? ... I... don't know. I remember Demyx having mentioned something about him getting one, ask him? I swear to god it's not me! Leave my ass out of this!

I love you too, and hey, I got something to ask you later- remind me about it?

[Voice Reply] femme_savage February 9 2010, 02:02:49 UTC

You shouldn't be shopping for Valentine's Day! That holiday is total commercial propaganda! Need I remind you our boy is going to be SEVEN YEARS OLD this weekend. He wants a party. I have to bake a cake. You should be looking for presents and party favours! If you're not at the zoo, that is...

Demyx got one too? But if it's nothing to do with you, how come you got one, huh? Answer me that!

It's later! What did you want to ask me about?

[Voice Reply] ixarms_reloadxi February 9 2010, 02:43:28 UTC

Oh, shush, there's a lot of awesome stuff on sale that you'd look amazing wearing. Besides, it was Hunter's idea! He said I gotta make you happy, so I'm trying my hardest! As for the p-a-r-t-y, I rented a m-o-o-n-w-a-l-k and ordered p-i-z-z-a, and sent invitations to everyone. Now for the p-r-e-s-e-n-t-s, I already asked Kairi if she'd baby sit while we went on Thursday to shop. She said she felt confident that she could entertain him long enough to give us time.

Let me rephrase that- it might have something to do with me, but I don't know what, why, how, or who. Did it have anything else in it or on it? Should we hand it off to Riku's guys and see what they can get off it?

I have a growing urge to head over to Radiant Garden for the eighteenth... Go with me? I don't want to stay too long, just long enough. I don't want to go alone, and I don't want to go with anyone else. If you don't want to, or if we can't find baby sitters, that's fine. I'm good at ignoring things.

[1 New Text Message] blackstar_key June 30 2010, 21:01:19 UTC

Brother. I need to ask your advice. I wouldn't ask unless it was really important, but you're one of the few people I trust without doubt or question and I need some wisdom right now.

[1 New Text Message] ixarms_reloadxi July 1 2010, 03:24:09 UTC

You, coming to ME for advice? Wow, must be pretty bad. I'm all ears, bro. What's up?

[Text Reply] blackstar_key July 1 2010, 05:36:37 UTC

I need to know if Eleanor Roosevelt was right when she said that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Otherwise, I'm probably just as bad a person as he's making me feel.

I'm not a people person; I'm difficult to get to know, I know that, but I'm trying what I can with this Zidane guy and I feel that all I get back are veiled insults. I'm my own worst critic and I know I have a dozen and a half flaws to my name, but if he's anything to go by, I didn't know I had that many.

So, the question is can a person make you feel incompetent, useless and inferior? And should I keep trying to get to know this guy when I feel like he's sending me mixed messages?

[Text Reply] ixarms_reloadxi July 1 2010, 23:10:36 UTC

... I honestly think you'd be better off asking my better half about that sort of thing. But, in my honest opinion, I think Roosevelt was full of shit. The only people who don't feel bad when people say bad things are people who completely fail to grasp the harsh reality that is life. If you have the ability to truly not give a fuck what anyone says about you, then you're either a hermit or a retard... and not one of those cute guys with autism or whatever, but one of those ones that CHOOSES to be retarded. You know what I mean ( ... )

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