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Why aren't Torie and Martine friends anymore?! The world wants details, please!

WHERE THE FUCK IS TORIE KATZ?

OKAY NEW TOPIC! You know when you get those surveys that ask "How old are you" or "When is your birthday?"? UM IT'S NOT COOL OR DIFFERENT TO WRITE "seventeen" or ESPECIALLY "september twenty-seventh nineteeneightysix". Did you ever wonder what those things are directly above the qwertyuiop keys on the keyboard? NEWSFLASH: they're called NUMBERS. ( Read more... )

Avatars please, avatars.

I have an honest questions for all you vegans. Most condoms are made with about 5% sheep intestine. So what do you do?

Dear LJ reader,

If I have ever offended you in any way, I am sorry. You shall no longer be made fun of since I have found a new best friend to adore and want to be just like. Your ugly sceneness does not even come close to competing with my new favorite LJ scene whore, savvymaggie. *shakes head*

If I see the blood sign one more time on my friends page, I may just have to jump through the screen and annihilate every one of you. Okay, we ALL know you are trying to be xTUFFX, but by flashing gang signs that were cool THREE YEARS AGO and thinking you are original JUST DOESN'T CUT IT, AND I DON'T THINK YOU ARE COOL. And if I don't think you're ( Read more... )

Feliz Navideeeeeath.

I wanna wish you a merry deathmas, I wanna wish you a merry deathmas, I wanna wiiish you a meery deathmas, from the bottom of my hearrrrrrt.