It's my last day at work!

Seriously, I think a well placed, attractive, well-done unicorn tattoo can be sexy on a straight man.

I quit my job today. It was totally worth it. Technically speaking, I just gave my 2-week notice.

Happy Birthday Kaye!

AT&T acquired BellSouth. Can we re-regulate the industry?

Incase you're keeping score: The Original Seven RBOCs (SBC, PacBell, BellSouth, US West, Ameritech, NYNEX, and Bell Atlantic) are now AT&T, Verizon and US West.

Happy Casimir Pulaski Day!

Make sure to eat some perogies and listen to polka today.

I got a raise, and my boss managed not to actually pay me the amount announced in our meeting. So, I just assumed he fucked up and told him about it. Now, instead of admitting he's a cheap fuckhead, he insists that he told me the raise wasn't going to be in effect until, next pay period. This is after he delayed actually determining the raise ( Read more... )

I totally got a job interview without even applying. It all goes down Monday. I rule.

I bet I can fit more shit in a 22" Upright than you!

Has anyone else noticed that there's an ad on nearly every webpage for the new SBC/AT&T merger?